Hmm.

It would appear that since Apple Store Planking exploded onto the worldwide scene, two things have happened-

1.)There a shitload of copycat sites already that are just stealing our pictures(for clarification- ANY pictures you see in this blog were sent DIRECTLY to us)

2.) The amount of Apple Store planking pictures has slowed down. Which in some ways is surprising, but not in others. 

All I can ask is this. Do not succumb to worry. Let’s show the world that Apple customers and employees alike are a force to be reckoned with! 

Send us your pics, let’s continue to make the world smile! 

Now this takes balls. Planking out front of the building where Genii are trained in Cupertino. Well played, sir.

Now this takes balls. Planking out front of the building where Genii are trained in Cupertino. Well played, sir.

Extra points to this dude for planking with the planking blog on the screen behind him.

Extra points to this dude for planking with the planking blog on the screen behind him.

Double point score to this Montreal iPlanker for sending us pics of
himself inside and outside of the store.

Apparently he is still just looking for his keys.

Double point score to this Montreal iPlanker for sending us pics of himself inside and outside of the store.

Apparently he is still just looking for his keys.

This blog has spread to all corners of the world, which blows me away. 

Keep the pictures coming. There are way too many people that lost the part inside of them that appreciates fun. 

As for the whole Apple thing, all I can do is quote something sent to us on our Twitter.

“Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to having no fucking sense of humor whatsoever.”


This one confirms many of the naysayer’s of ASP’s worst fears. Yes, someone’s balls have touched this MacBook Pro.

This one confirms many of the naysayer’s of ASP’s worst fears. Yes, someone’s balls have touched this MacBook Pro.

FINALLY, a customer steps forward. This one comes from Montreal. Leave him alone, he was just looking for his keys.

FINALLY, a customer steps forward. This one comes from Montreal. Leave him alone, he was just looking for his keys.

Ok, so technically this wasn’t done AT an Apple Store, but there’s almost enough ’s here to be a store…and by far, this is the single most impressive(and possibly expensive if the dismount went wrong) plank we have seen to date. 
RESPECT THE . RESPECT THE PLANK. 

Ok, so technically this wasn’t done AT an Apple Store, but there’s almost enough ’s here to be a store…and by far, this is the single most impressive(and possibly expensive if the dismount went wrong) plank we have seen to date. 

RESPECT THE . RESPECT THE PLANK. 

This is an awesome picture that looks like it was taken in the Ikea version of an Apple Store. Sorry if that’s an insult since Ikea is Swedish….
How do you say ‘Planking’ in Norwegian? Hopefully it rhymes with PURPLE SHIRT. 

This is an awesome picture that looks like it was taken in the Ikea version of an Apple Store. Sorry if that’s an insult since Ikea is Swedish….

How do you say ‘Planking’ in Norwegian? Hopefully it rhymes with PURPLE SHIRT. 

If you can’t plank in an Apple Store, have no fear. There are plenty of Authorized Apple Service Plankers located worldwide that are available to help.

If you can’t plank in an Apple Store, have no fear. There are plenty of Authorized Apple Service Plankers located worldwide that are available to help.